Before anyone even taps a toe, we learn that one of the women is going home tonight based only on the viewer votes. So good luck, ladies! Continue reading
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Dancing With the Stars, Season 17, Week 5
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by Monthly Archives: October 2013
by The Amazing Race, Episode 3: King Arthur Style
Nine teams start out in a mountain retreat in Chile and must fly to Lisbon, Portugal. The first team to depart is Touchdown who depart around 6:30 p.m., followed close behind by the Cousins, the Beardos and the Doctors. Continue reading
by Million Dollar Shoppers, Episode 1: Half-Pint’s Judging Me!
Barbet is a grizzled old skeleton who says things like “Yum! Yum!” and “Dance! Dance!” She is a personal shopper for people with more money than taste, and her first client is Stacy Something who has a closet bigger than most peoples’ apartments. It is filled with things that are borderline ugly, and Barbet is looking to cram one more outfit into the mix. Stacy needs something to wear for her daughter’s bat mitzvah. For reasons that are beyond my comprehension, Stacy’s twelve-year-old daughter has the final say. Continue reading
by Project Runway Season 12 Episode 12 – Finale, Part 1
Top Chef Season 11, Episode 2
The second episode of Top Chef started out something like this:
Padma: I know you’re all tired from the elimination challenge that ended about four minutes ago and still reeling from seeing me, the Great Goddess Padma, in person, but we’re in New Orleans and I’ve got the munchies, so go make me some gumbo. Now! Continue reading
by Survivor, Episode 4: One Armed Dude and Three Moms
John strolled into Redemption Island, woke up his wife, and asked Marissa to take a hike while he and Candice enjoyed some tropical alone-time. Just kidding. But that would’ve been a better start to Drama At The Redemption Island Arena which is all about Brad and what a Brad he’s being, and something about cold peppers. Continue reading
by How I Met Your Mother: The Broken Code
We’re still waiting for that damned wedding, and [SPOILER ALERT] will be all season, so get used to it. Continue reading
by Dancing With the Stars, Season 17, Week 4
So Bill Nye The Science Guy lost Dancing With The Stars, but hopefully he gained back a little bit of dignity. Continue reading
by Bob’s Burgers, Season 4: Fort Night
It’s Halloween, and Gene, Louise, and Tina explain to their classmates that they are trick-or-treating as a Chinese dragon with five kids inside, but they’re going to say that there are ten kids inside. You know, to score more candy. Continue reading
by The Amazing Race, Episode 2: Zip It, Bingo
The teams start out this leg of the race in Iquique, Chile with Team I Hate You Too leaving the pit stop with two Express Passes in their grubby paws at 2:52 a.m.. They receive a clue to go to the deck of a ship where their next clue will be posted. Of course the ship is closed and won’t open until 7:15 a.m. While the other teams trickle in, I Hate You Too tries to make a line, behind her. Yeah. That’s not going to work so good. When the dock opens, it’s a whole lot of pushing and shoving to find a famous phrase that must be repeated to the officer in Spanish. The Beardos get it right first and take off for the salt mines with the LaLas close behind, and everyone else in a big old pack. Continue reading
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