It’s 20 hours before the stupid wedding, and Marshall is walking the last five miles to the hotel with a baby dangling from his chest. Then, the mysterious mother pulls over to ask if he needs a lift, which he does. Continue reading
Category Archives: How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother: The Rehearsal Dinner
Oh thank goodness, it’s now only 22 hours until the wedding. That means this show might actually end at some point in the near future. Barney is in jail, or at least handcuffed to a heating pipe in the laser tag security office. Robin is pissed, because she’s missing her rehearsal dinner. Continue reading
How I Met Your Mother: Platonish
Robin’s mother is not coming to her wedding, and she doesn’t know how to stop crying. “Is there like a button or something?” Barney sees this as a challenge. Continue reading
How I Met Your Mother: No Questions Asked
At the end of the last episode, Daphne told Lily that Marshall took the judge gig. Naturally, she’s pissed. About staying in a room with a ghost. Happy Halloween, everyone! Continue reading
How I Met Your Mother: Knight Vision
Barney, Robin, and Lily are planning Ted’s conquest because Friday night drinks before a weekend wedding is when the lucky lady must be selected, just like Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail. Ted’s top three prospects are Robin’s college roommate who sounds like a car alarm from the 90s during sex, Cassie, whose career as a gymnast was cut short when her boobs got too big, and Grace who gets around at the office often and with gusto. Ted picks Cassie, because gymnast plus boobs equals duh. Continue reading
How I Met Your Mother: The Poker Game
How I Met Your Mother: The Broken Code
We’re still waiting for that damned wedding, and [SPOILER ALERT] will be all season, so get used to it. Continue reading
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How I Met Your Mother, The Final Season
Because I’ve never watched even a single episode of How I Met Your Mother, I thought it’d be a good, no, a great idea to recap the final season. I am told by an avid viewer that this show really is about a guy (Ted) telling his kids how he met their mother, and that after about forty-seven years, he finally gets up to the part of the story where he meets this elusive lady. I suppose that’s one way to write a sitcom. So here goes nothing. Or something. Continue reading