So remember how last week on Survivor, Kat was worried that Hayden wouldn’t love her anymore because boys don’t like girls who don’t make it to the merge? Well, that escalated to a full-on emotional breakdown. She practically threw herself at her man’s feet wailing, “Don’t leave me, Hayden! Please don’t leave me! I can’t spell and I’m no good at puzzles, but I’m a good person! I mean not really a good person, but I’m young and mildly attractive, so don’t leave me!” Continue reading
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All of the pantry ingredients and kitchen tools are wrapped in tinfoil of no particular brand for the Quickfire Challenge. The chefs are divided into two teams and have thirty minutes to create three dishes. And, Padma and Gail’s mommies are going to shop in the pantry for all of their ingredients and tools. And, the chefs have to use every ingredients in their shopping carts. This is going to be fun. Also, Gail’s mom is way hotter than Padma’s mom. Continue reading
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At the end of the last episode, Daphne told Lily that Marshall took the judge gig. Naturally, she’s pissed. About staying in a room with a ghost. Happy Halloween, everyone! Continue reading
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We’re back, and we’re dancier than ever with a promise of guest judge and legend Cher next week. To start things off we’ve got Elizabeth Berkley and Val something-or-other over-emoting as they dance what I assume is some sort of hand jive but turns out to be ballroom if that gives you any idea of how ridiculous this is. She’s a really lovely dancer, but she seems like an exhausting human. Spin spin spin, limbs limbs limbs, and the judges gush gush gush for a total of 27 points. Continue reading
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This week on The Amazing Race the teams have been racing for about thirty hours and must travel by ferry and airplane to Poland. The ferry doesn’t leave until the evening, which gives all of the teams time to catch up, and it’s a thirty-four hour boat ride. I Hate You Too secretly gave the Express Pass to the Doctors in the hopes that the other teams will continue sucking up to them in the hopes of winning their prize. Kind of smart, but I want them to get stuck in customs. Or a luggage compartment. Continue reading
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Welcome to another season of Project Runway! What? No? Then what the heck is this show? It’s the music industry’s version of Project Runway, where each week the designers will create looks for famous people in the industry. Continue reading
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Emeril arrives at the Top Chef Chalet and divides the contestants into three groups of five for their Elimination Challenge. Each team must prepare a meal of Vietnamese cuisine, and one of the dishes must highlight shrimp. Sounds easy, especially if you are Travis, the self-proclaimed Captain Vietnam despite being a white boy from Colorado. Continue reading
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It’s Night 13 on Survivor, and the returning players make their way back from Tribal Council where they voted off the gropier Laura. After everyone pats themselves on the back for their switcheroo, the contestants get a good night’s sleep before heading to Redemption Island for the Battle Of The Losers. Continue reading
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The theme for this week’s challenge is nerds. Or, dark elves. The artists must create a dark magic elf character. Laura’s all “I’ve studied dark elves extensively,” so she’s, like, really good at elves. Or something. Each contestant pairs up with an ancient symbol that describe their elf’s superpower: Continue reading
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