Barbet is meeting with Jennifer who is a professional shussher. You might remember her from her small screen debut, Shushing Amy.  To make things even more awkward, Gregg and Tayler arrive so that both teams can shop against each other, in a cage match, to the death. Jennifer is looking for a “fun, great look” for a Hamptons party. And don’t forget—Jennifer does not tailor clothes, no black, absolutely no accessories, nothing other people having the same outfit, and she never pays retail. Might I suggest a slightly used birthday suit? Continue reading →

Oh hello, Barbet. What shmatas have you brought us this week? Barbet is meeting with an overly tanned mother named Amy who is flanked by her two daughters, one of which never shuts up. They all need outfits for Amy’s son’s wedding. The bride has requested them to wear ivory, but Daughter #1 is worried that she will outshine the bride. I’ve never seen the bride, but I’m quite certain that is not even an option. Continue reading →