The premiere of Fashionably Late With Rachel Zoe was so awful that I can’t even. Like, I literally cannot put it into words. Continue reading
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Fashionably Late With Rachel Zoe Is Monumentally Bad
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by Ladies Of London: Getting Goosed
This week begins with a visit to Marissa’s moderate home so that she and Caroline can drone on and on about Thanksgiving. The ladies flop down in bed, perform the ritualistic Removal Of The Boots, and reminisce about a Thanksgiving dinner that, thankfully, landed on the cutting room floor. Continue reading
by DWTS, Now With More Butter
Racist old lady galumphs around stage, butter ensues.
“Hey y’all, I’m Paula Deen and I’m probably most know for cooking.” Or, being a virulent racist. Continue reading
by Season Premiere: House Of DVF
Welcome to the second season of House Of DVF, where fashion icon and walking wrap dress Diane Von Furstenberg conducts the most elaborate job interview ever to find its new brand ambassador. Basically, the job candidates have to work for DVF until all but one drop. But…what are they gonna do with the old brand ambassador, Brittany Hampton? I guess just toss her on the heaping pile of former somethingorothers because she’s about to be replaced. But before that happens, she is contractually obligated to help select her upgrade, with a smile and a smize. Wait, no, wrong show. Anyway, to the reaping! Continue reading
by Ladies Of London Season 2 Premiere
Our Ladies Of London are back, and have there always been two Carolines? Plus there’s a Juliet and a Julie?! One of the “blondes” needs to change her hairstyle because I cannot tell these ladies apart. Sigh. Stiff upper lip etc. Continue reading
by There’s Time To Iron In The Zombie Apocalypse?!
Where did Carol get her extensive collection of sensible ladies’ wear? And how are her collars so neatly pressed in the zombie apocalypse? It’s all just so contrary to everything I know about the end of civilization. Maggie, too. She’s sporting a pressed button-down that is less wrinkled than I’ve been on any job interview. Ugh, even Li’l Asskicker has a North West-level wardrobe. Continue reading
by Better Call Saul Isn’t Better Than Blah
I’m sorry, I know this is not popular opinion, but it’s a little real talk that you all need to hear: Better Call Saul is boring. Booooooring! There, I said it. Continue reading
by Niñas
Tonight’s SNL 40th Anniversary sent my DVR into haywire mode. Its first victim was Girls, which recorded a couple of hours later…on HBO Latino. Yeah. I don’t speak Spanish. But you know what? Not being able to understand a single word other than “si” or “pequeño” makes the show almost tolerable. And way easier to recap. Here goes nada:
by The Stumbling To The Finish Line Dead
After waiting I don’t know how long for a new season of The Walking Dead, viewers were subjected to a freshman year film school assignment submitted by a solid B student. Continue reading
by Downton Abbey: Upheaval In The Upstairs
Lady Mary has a lover, Lady Edith has a bastard baby, and Lady Cora has an admirer. It’s a romantic liaison of a season for the upstairs of the Abbey. Continue reading
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