Today’s challenge is a vegetarian challenge, which does not sit well with Team Bourdain. But he will solider on, broccoli and all. Continue reading
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The Taste Season 2, Ep. 5: Eat Yer Veggies
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by Monthly Archives: January 2014
by Under the Gunn: Red Carpet Regurgitation
On this week’s Under the Gunn Zanna Roberts Rassi explains the very simplistic challenge: create a Hollywood-inspired red carpet look. Blah. Boooring. Where’s the challenge in that? Well, they only have one day to work on it, so maybe that’ll keep things interesting. Continue reading
by Toned Up, Episodes 5 & 6: Double Dumb-Dumb
Episode 5: “Two’s Company but Three’s a Crowd”
The girls are filming on the beach, and it’s a very professional operation. There’s lots of lipstick, and Karena’s foundation for her one-on-one interviews is totally the wrong color because it’s impossible to replicate the orange glow of tanning cream. Also, when Karena’s under stress, she makes cat noises. Which is weird, because when my cat is under stress, she makes Karena noises. And she wonders why she’s single…. Continue reading
by Teen Wolf, Season 3, Ep. 16: Illuminated
On this week’s Teen Wolf, Isaac is afraid to go full wolfy because he is afraid of people with black masks, like a firefly. They flittered away because they weren’t after Isaac. No, they were after Chris Argent aka Allison’s dad. Continue reading
by Archer Season 5, Episode 3: A Debt of Honor
Malory believes they are ruined because Archer received Monopoly money for his troubles, but they still have their cocaine. Or, at least the cocaine that Pam didn’t yet eat. They need a big ticket item like a big bag of cocaine, or a Cadillac, that they can purchase with their counterfeit money. Or, as Cyril suggests, guns. But until they make a real plan, Cyril has to lock up all of the money and cocaine in a Scrooge McDuckian vault. Continue reading
by Girls Season 3, Ep. 4: Dead Inside
Hannah is late for a meeting with her e-book editor, David, and spills all of the contents of her pocketbook on the floor in the reception area, which is supposed to make her seem quirky but is something that never happens to women in real life. But it’s okay, because her book editor is late for the meeting, too. Because he’s dead. Continue reading
by Bob’s Burgers Season 4: Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial
It’s Superbowl Weekend, and Jimmy Pesto’s restaurant across the street is starting early. So is Gene, who is holding all of his bowel movements until halftime, at which point he will make a giant poop. Linda talks some truth to her son. “Gene, you can’t hold your poops in soon, you gotta set them free so they can go down the sewer and find their families and they’re happy!” Continue reading
by Downton Abbey Season 4, Episode 4
The Taste Season 2, Episode 4: Street Foodie
Ludo’s kitchen dominates as Nigella and Marcus fizzle. But the important thing to note is that my imaginary boyfriend Anthony Bourdain is going to his happy place with this week’s challenge. Street food. Continue reading
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