Barney, Robin, and Lily are planning Ted’s conquest because Friday night drinks before a weekend wedding is when the lucky lady must be selected, just like Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail. Ted’s top three prospects are Robin’s college roommate who sounds like a car alarm from the 90s during sex, Cassie, whose career as a gymnast was cut short when her boobs got too big, and Grace who gets around at the office often and with gusto. Ted picks Cassie, because gymnast plus boobs equals duh. Continue reading →