Sundays just aren’t the same without our weekly meth fix. The anticipation, the sweet, sweet payoff….But surely there is something we can do to take our minds off of the loss of Breaking Bad. Aside from starting your own meth lab, here are a few slightly more healthy and legal suggestions: Continue reading
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After Kate crashed and burned with possibly the worst dress ever produced on Project Runway, the remaining five designers compete to see who will move forward to Fashion Week. Or as Heidi puts it, “That sausage is dangling right in front of your nose right now.” The designers are shipped off to a butterfly house to meet with a makeup artist blah blah blah mascara with “fanned out fluttering volume,” and the designers will be creating an avant-garde look inspired by butterflies. Continue reading
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Oh thank gawd we’ve got the real Top Chef back. That whole Top Chef Masters was seriously lacking in the Padma. And this season takes place in New Orleans, which means the potential for debauchery is very, very high. Continue reading
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On this week’s Survivor Tyson shows off his cupcake belt while Colton grouses in the corner, as much as an island can have a corner. Also, who wears a polo shirt and sweater in a tropical paradise somewhere in the middle of “I Don’t Know Where?” Continue reading
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We’re going to the circus! Or…a very acrobatic burlesque show with spooky clowns. It’s Cirque Berzerk introducing the next challenge. Working in teams of two, the spotlight challenge is to create a dark and alien circus performer. And, added bonus! Their models are actual performers who will do their thing on stage covered in prosthetics and makeup and whatever else the contestants think up. Continue reading
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by It’s Hollywood Night! Whoo! We’re excited about this, right? I can’t tell anymore because sparkles! Lights! I’m so distracted! The only thing bringing me down is an injured Bill Nye, may not be able to perform. Continue reading
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