Why are the boys in their bathrobes, clutching bottles of booze while Pam does whippits in a leisure suit? Oh no, wait. She’s just eating the whipped cream. Cherlene is topless and working on an Astro Pop, and Mallory is presiding over the interrogation. IDIOTS!!! Continue reading
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The Cowboys depart the fifth leg of The Amazing Race at 2:26 p.m., and are flying to Sri Lanka and find Gangaramaya Temple to receive their next clue. The Howells leave shortly thereafter and note that this is the leg of the race where they “self-eliminated” last time. Bizarre, but okay. Continue reading
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Fifty-six days out of rehab and Lindsay is finally settling into her apartment. She says it was stressful finding a place because she looked at, like, ten whole apartments. Ugh, can you imagine? Ten apartments! The stress! Continue reading
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After voting out a bundle of insanity, the brains tribe has been whittled down to Kass, Tasha, and Spencer. They hug it out and vow to stick together blah blah blah. But at the first challenge, it’s “Drop your buffs.” So…whoops? The players divide into two new tribes, Parma and Cilantro. The brains tribe is all sticking together with a smattering of brawn and a little bit of beauty, and the other tribe looks awfully brawny. Continue reading
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Now that we have the unconventional materials challenge out of the way, let’s sew some clothes. Continue reading
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On this week’s Survivor, after Tribal Council, the beauty tribe regroups. Morgan is upset that Jeremiah changed his mind to vote out Brice. Who’s Jeremiah? Is he new? Continue reading
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More pounds of cocaine lost to Pam, but at least Lana got in some practice feeding a baby. Mallory gives Lana some real talk about how dreadful babies can be, and Cherlene clarifies that all babies should be drowned. Lana concludes that Archer has been trying to hard, but Mallory has a point. How hard is it to sell two thousand measly pounds of cocaine? Make that one thousand seven hundred and eighteen pounds of cocaine, thanks to Pam’s…appetite. Continue reading
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