What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 7 & 8: The Finale

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 7 & 8: The Finale

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PART 1: Awkward Dates

ESPN had the worst idea ever: recreating the Nirvana cover shoot with Ryan as the big baby. Sadly, he doesn’t have the balls to do it naked. Continue reading

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What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 6: Family Time

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 6: Family Time

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Ryan Lochte gives his buddy a challenge to eat fifty chicken wings in under thirty minutes. Sadly, this is something that I have seen men attempt before, and it’s never pretty. Because this is the Lochterage and they are nothing if not determined to complete pointless tasks, the fifty chicken wings are consumed within the required timeframe. Continue reading
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Master Chef, Episode 401: Who Gets An Apron?

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A cooking competition for home cooks where contestants are subjected to extreme and often ridiculous challenges? Sign me up! Well, sign me up to watch. One of these cooks will be awarded a block of glass with “Master Chef” carved on the front, a quarter of a million dollars, and their own cookbook. The rest get novelty aprons. Continue reading

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XOX Betsey Johnson, Episode 2: Symbiotic Psychotics

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Betsey has a big meeting with Madden and Fashion Week on her mind, but she finds time to wander around Central Park. She approaches an artist street vendor and somehow it turns into Betsey drawing the vendor, where we learn that “caricatures are really hard….I never could shade….” The end result is whimsical, bordering on awful. Continue reading

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What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 5: Ryan’s Little Hot Dog

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 5 – Ryan’s Little Hot Dog

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We’re back again on our ill-fated mission to find some meaning in the words that Ryan Lochte speaks. This week, we find Ryan Lochte contemplating what he wants to do with his life (beyond holding his breath for too long underwater). Continue reading
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Mad Men Season 6, Episode 8: Sterling Cooper Draper And Drugs

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The episode opens with a drunken car crash, and is that Ken Cosgrove at the wheel? Ken hobbles into the office with a cane, and all Ted wants to know is what the client said about their seventh round of creative. The client is Chevy, and they “didn’t like ‘em.” Continue reading

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