What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 6: Family Time

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 6: Family Time

Reprinted with permission from www. survivingcollege.com
Ryan Lochte gives his buddy a challenge to eat fifty chicken wings in under thirty minutes. Sadly, this is something that I have seen men attempt before, and it’s never pretty. Because this is the Lochterage and they are nothing if not determined to complete pointless tasks, the fifty chicken wings are consumed within the required timeframe. Continue reading
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What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 5: Ryan’s Little Hot Dog

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ep. 5 – Ryan’s Little Hot Dog

Reprinted with permission from www.survivingcollege.com
We’re back again on our ill-fated mission to find some meaning in the words that Ryan Lochte speaks. This week, we find Ryan Lochte contemplating what he wants to do with his life (beyond holding his breath for too long underwater). Continue reading
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What Would Ryan Lochte Do: Ep. 2 – “Ryan Goes To Washington”

 

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Ryan Lochte is playing Drunk Golf with his “really, really good friend,” Easy G, who is Ryan’s personal assistant and the Vice President of the Lochterage.  The thing about friends, though, is that you shouldn’t have to put someone on the payroll in order to get them to spend time with you. Continue reading

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