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PART 1: Awkward Dates
ESPN had the worst idea ever: recreating the Nirvana cover shoot with Ryan as the big baby. Sadly, he doesn’t have the balls to do it naked. Continue reading
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Ryan Lochte’s brother, Devon, eats multiple bananas to see if it’s true that soda and bananas makes people puke. It does, and Ryan takes photos to prove that science works. Continue reading
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Ryan Lochte’s pretend British girlfriend, Jaimee, turns out to be real when she turns up on his doorstep in Florida. Continue reading
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Ryan Lochte is playing Drunk Golf with his “really, really good friend,” Easy G, who is Ryan’s personal assistant and the Vice President of the Lochterage. The thing about friends, though, is that you shouldn’t have to put someone on the payroll in order to get them to spend time with you. Continue reading
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Ryan Lochte has a dream. World peace. Ha, no. Ryan’s dream is to have his own apparel and accessory line. Continue reading
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