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Toned Up: Beach Babe or Bust
Karena hasn’t dated in a long time because nobody wants to be benchpressed by their girlfriend. Also, she has no game. And next week, the girls are off to Hawaii to film a DVD for the Exercise Tape Historical Museum. They claim to have sold 30,000 units last year, which, what? Who buys exercise DVDs? Did a third-world country buy them in bulk? Perhaps someone is using them for an art installation? Aaaand a small dog pees on the rug. How appropriate. Continue reading
by Teen Wolf, Season 3, Ep. 14: More Bad Than Good
Two dudes lost their shirts and are attached to an electrocuted chainlink fence by bad guys who want to know where “maloba” is, but they have no idea what they’re talking about at all. Out comes the scary chainsaw, and a creepy lady armed with a spoon calls off the hounds. “Where is the shewolf?” Okay, so that spoon is more like a very sharp knife, and she chips off Peter’s claw. I mean his finger. Eew? Continue reading
by Archer Season 5, Episode 1: White Elephant
It’s a beautiful morning at ISIS! Are those roses for me? Why thank you, Mr. Archer. Coffee? With a splash of brandy? Don’t mind if I do. The Penske file? Oh, don’t worry about th—kablammo! Continue reading
by Girls Season 3 Premiere: Females Only & Truth or Dare
Episode 1: Females Only
Hannah is sill working in the coffee shop, stacking brownies and talking very deep thoughts with Ray. Is that Adam’s ex-girlfriend, Natalia? Why yes, yes it is Adam’s ex-girlfriend, Natalia. She needs closure. “This is Hannah? This is Hannah….you should just enjoy your urine-soaked life.” Well, that was fun. And fairly accurate. Continue reading
by Downton Abbey Season 4, Episode 2: Attack Downstairs
Project Runway All Stars Season 3, Episode 10: Are U.N. Or Are You Out?
Elena, Seth Aaron, and Korto are the final three designers. They are tasked with designing a six piece collection in four days. That’s…sixteen hours per look, if they don’t sleep a wink. And, the designers must somehow be inspired by their heritage, whether they like it or not. Elena is Ukrainian, Seth Aaron sounds remotely related to Spain, and Korto descends from Liberia. So, it’s off to the United Nations to learn a little something. Continue reading
by The Taste Season 2, Episode 2
This episode is all about putting your life on a plate. The guest mentor is Edward Lee, and the winner of the Team Challenge will get receive help for the entire team during the next challenge. The losing team’s mentor must then decide which team member goes home. Continue reading
by Toned Up: A Perfect Fit for Procrastination
Katrina and Karena are two interchangeable humans who started an exercise empire by making videos on the beach. That has turned into a multi-bazillion dollar business, so says Karena. Or Katrina. The girls sell diet plans, DVDs, and Purrfect Fit Protein Powders. In other words, crap. Continue reading
by Top Chef Season 11, Episode 13: France vs. Spain
Welcome back, Food Spectators! We’ve got six chefs and a lot of cooking to do before the hour is out. Zjswurd zprpin, or, if I move my hands over just a squinch, Jaques Pépin. He’s like the Jacques Cousteau of French cuisine and he’s in the Top Chef kitchen. Continue reading
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