Two dudes lost their shirts and are attached to an electrocuted chainlink fence by bad guys who want to know where “maloba” is, but they have no idea what they’re talking about at all. Out comes the scary chainsaw, and a creepy lady armed with a spoon calls off the hounds. “Where is the shewolf?” Okay, so that spoon is more like a very sharp knife, and she chips off Peter’s claw. I mean his finger. Eew?
Running, running, running, and Scott and Stiles find more evidence pointing to the little girl being abducted by aliens. Whatever, it’s about as plausible as anything else. Scott tries to get her scent but he’s much better at it when he’s full wolf. Only he may not be able to turn himself back. Their theory is that Malia started to change while her mother was driving and it freaked her out, causing the crash, and she ran off as a coyote.
In class, Kira tries to get all sorts of involved with Scott by providing additional research on whatever thing it was they were talking about last week. Then Stiles gets up in front of the class and can’t read, which means THIS IS A DREAM! But Scott insists it’s not a dream because he has the right amount of fingers and people in dreams always have extra fingers. Is that true? I tend not to count in my dreams because math. They vow to get it together to help Malia.
Meanwhile, Kira takes Scott’s book bag that he left in class and encounters a coyote wolf thing in the hallway. She drops the bag and runs into the locker room, but the mean dog follows her, sniffing at the air. Snarl, snap, growl, and this pup does not want a belly rub. Scott shows up just in time and smashes it under a row of lockers that conveniently tip over really easily. Stiles tries to convince his sheriff father that they didn’t capture a coyote because it’s really a girl. The dog was looking for the book bag that contained her doll that Scott had picked up in the car wreck.
Back to the hot topless guys on the fence. A woman comes to rescue them. She has been hired to get Derek out of there, but he won’t leave without something that he won’t mention.
Oh how perfect! There’s a tranquilizer that works on werecoyotes (which I guess is what this thing is?) in a matter of seconds. Scott is going to try to use it to turn the werecoyote back into a girl, even though she hasn’t been a girl in eight years. But he’s scared to turn into a werewolf, let alone an alpha werewolf. The only things I know about alpha werewolves I learned from Twilight, and that’s most definitely a reliable source, so that will mean Scott’s entire pack can read his mind. Fun! Then there’s a sexy fight that looks like the cutting room floor from Footloosewhere Scott gets his ass kicked so that he’ll turn.
Allison has an awake dream where she’s dead and being ripped apart in the morgue by werewolves. Isaac calms her down before she shoots him, so that’s sweet. They have to shoot the werecoyote with the tranquilizer before the not-dead kid’s father catches it with a bear trap.
Oh look! Coyote! Gunshots! Stiles realizes there’s something about that doll…the kid’s father stole it…what does it mean…Stiles took a picture of it from the father’s house, and Malia’s little sister is holding the doll. This means something to Stiles which is great because it means nothing to me. Malia brought the doll to the car wreck because her little sister died there, so it’s a graveyard. And they took the doll from the grave, so the coyote is just trying to bring it back. In other words, just give the damned doll back to the coyote and bing bang boom, problem solved. While Stiles is sorting it all out, Lydia steps on a bear trap. Doh! And Stiles can’t disarm it before it destroys her foot because animals can’t read. But then he does, so yay?
Isaac runs into the woods to get his arms caught in bear traps. Allison uses the tranquilizer gun on Malia’s father who is about to shoot Malia in coyote form with a real gun. Then Scott goes all wolfy and yells at the coyote, and Isaac gets a little wolfy, too. And somehow, the coyote turns back into Malia, only it’s eight years later so she’s a naked hot chick instead of a little girl. The sheriff cleans her up and slaps some clothes on her and she hugs it out with her father and all is well in Teen Wolf Land.
But what about those two guys who just got rescued by the chick? They find a crate full of “mountain ash,” which is code for…sand that’s sort of packing peanuts for ancient breakable stuff. And then, a tree stump excretes fireflies that turn into…something.
Reprinted from SurvivingCollege.com
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