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Downton Abbey Season 4, Episode 4
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The Taste Season 2, Episode 4: Street Foodie
Ludo’s kitchen dominates as Nigella and Marcus fizzle. But the important thing to note is that my imaginary boyfriend Anthony Bourdain is going to his happy place with this week’s challenge. Street food. Continue reading
by Under the Gunn Episode 2: The Mentor Face Off
Toned Up: Sink or Swim
Katrina and Karena are off to Maui to film Beach Babe Number Two: The Legend of Poop. Katrina must wear a neck brace on camera because sadface. And if Katrina has to wear one, then Karena has to wear one, too. That’s how seriously they are taking this “injury.” Continue reading
by Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Ebony Falcon
So on this week’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Jake is investigating a distributor who works out of a gym. He spent two weeks undercover infiltrating the gym with Boyle, also known as “gymfiltrating.” Sergeant Terry is going to gymfilrate, earning him the name “The Ebony Falcon.” Continue reading
by Teen Wolf, Season 3, Ep. 15: Galvanize
A man strapped to stretcher is wheeled into a hospital. Ooh! Scary! He must have shrapnel removed, and even speaking with him scares the crap out of the nurse. He starts freaking out over glowing eyes, which means he sees wolves? Or…something else? The surgeon jokingly suggests letting him bleed out, and then some gross blob tumor explodes in the patient’s guts and I think it was filled with flies, and then the patient gets up and skeedaddles out of the hospital. Well, that ain’t normal. Continue reading
by Archer Season 5, Episode 2: A Kiss While Dying
Dr. Krieger is building some very loud robots while Archer whines that the government seized his penthouse. Malory was the only one smart enough to put her assets in someone else’s name, probably because she was the only one who knew that ISIS was not a legit secret governmental organization. Her plan is to move the entire stash of cocaine to Miami because they can’t just have a yard sale. This requires Lana, Archer, and Pam to transport the coke in a full-bodied cast worn by, well, yeah. Pam. If she can avoid absorbing the drugs through her sweat glands, she should be just fine. Continue reading
by Girls, Season 3, Ep. 3: She Said OK
Hannah is chopping off Adam’s hair when he gets a call from his sister, Caroline. Her boyfriend kicked her out of the car on the side of a highway and Hannah invites her to stay in their spare room. Let me explain the concept of a spare room in New York City. If you’re twenty-four years old, spare rooms are not a part of your vocabulary. This is especially so for young people who work in coffee shops and other entry-level jobs. Heck, bedrooms don’t even exist. If this show was anywhere close to reality, Hannah would be living in a cardboard box underneath a bridge. And not a good bridge. It’d be, like, the Kosciuszko Bridge. Continue reading
by Downton Abbey Season 4, Episode 3: Gillingham Pursues Mary
Flowers In The Attic: The Amorphophallus Titanium Of TV Movies
It’s only nine minutes in, and Flowers In The Attic is already the schlockiest movie ever, even by Lifetime standards. Continue reading
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