Teen Wolf, Season 3, Ep. 15: Galvanize

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A man strapped to stretcher is wheeled into a hospital. Ooh! Scary! He must have shrapnel removed, and even speaking with him scares the crap out of the nurse. He starts freaking out over glowing eyes, which means he sees wolves? Or…something else? The surgeon jokingly suggests letting him bleed out, and then some gross blob tumor explodes in the patient’s guts and I think it was filled with flies, and then the patient gets up and skeedaddles out of the hospital. Well, that ain’t normal.

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Everyone get on your scooter motorcyclish things, it’s time for school! Goofy looking twin wolverines challenge Scott and Isaac to a growl-off before plotting going back to high school to get Scott to change his mind about letting them into the pack. See, they’re Omegas, and Scott is an Alpha, and Omegas need a pack. I think. Okay, I think maybe I figured out how to tell Scott and Stiles apart. Stiles is the wiry, squirrelly one and Scott is slightly tanner, with better hair.

The twins enroll in school as if it’s that easy, and one of them makes out with Lydia in an empty room, as if it’s that easy, too. Meanwhile, the sweaty guy who escaped from the hospital is stapling himself closed and is spotted in the school. Despite the police running hither and thither all over the school, corralling all of the students in the cafeteria, Allison, Lydia, Stiles, and Scott are allowed to roam free. Lydia mentions that she has been hearing flies buzzing all day long, and it’s getting louder.

The nurse who was all freaked out by the patient? That’s Scott’s mom, and she brings him a bag filled with the patients’ clothes so that her wolf son can track him. Somehow, this leads to Stiles and Lydia deciding he was going to use the boiler room to blow up the whole school. Uh, there were, like, forty trillion leaps of logic in that one. Meanwhile, Kira is still in the library because her earbuds were turned up super loud, so maybe she won’t make it out before the bomb goes off.

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Then there are those hot dudes who were strapped to the fence but set free by the shewolf. I’m not sure what they are doing, but it’s definitely not good and involves sharp, pointy objects.

Oh, Kira’s house is amazing. Major modern with a Japanese flair. Her father prepared a delicious sushi dinner for Kira’s new boyfriend, Scott. Despite being an almost-adult living in California, he has never tried sushi and is confounded by chopsticks. But Kira’s father is Korean, family heritages are discussed, and Scott mistakes wasabi for guacamole.

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Back at home, Stiles has his walls covered with pieces to the big investigation, with different colored strings connecting them together. How very television crime drama! Then, a breakthrough. Lydia says something that makes him think that they have to run back to the school in the middle of the night. When they get there, it appears that they only really needed a chalkboard to scribble out some formulas that lead them to Kira.

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One of the two hot guys has a vision of a wolf, and Allison and Isaac are so close to making out while they try to figure out the fly mystery. His shirt comes off, her shirt comes off, her father walks in, and…awkward!

When Scott leaves Kira’s house, the creepy guy bashes Scott over the head and takes Kira. Two seconds later, Stiles and Lydia arrive to warn Kira because they somehow know. Then, Lydia screams and it triggers something. A buzzing sound…it’s not flies, it’s electricity. The creepy guy was an electrical engineer, so of course he’s taking Kira to an electrical substation. It’s all so simple!

Scott and Stiles run to the nearest power station, leaving Lydia in the car to wait for the cops. Scott sees Kira, and then he gets all sorts of electrocuted, and so does Kira’s face, and the whole place explodes.

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Oh, ha, Kira has some magical powers where she sucks up electricity like a vacuum. Well. That’s convenient.

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