It’s a beautiful morning at ISIS! Are those roses for me? Why thank you, Mr. Archer. Coffee? With a splash of brandy? Don’t mind if I do. The Penske file? Oh, don’t worry about th—kablammo! Continue reading
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Episode 1: Females Only
Hannah is sill working in the coffee shop, stacking brownies and talking very deep thoughts with Ray. Is that Adam’s ex-girlfriend, Natalia? Why yes, yes it is Adam’s ex-girlfriend, Natalia. She needs closure. “This is Hannah? This is Hannah….you should just enjoy your urine-soaked life.” Well, that was fun. And fairly accurate. Continue reading
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This episode is all about putting your life on a plate. The guest mentor is Edward Lee, and the winner of the Team Challenge will get receive help for the entire team during the next challenge. The losing team’s mentor must then decide which team member goes home. Continue reading
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Katrina and Karena are two interchangeable humans who started an exercise empire by making videos on the beach. That has turned into a multi-bazillion dollar business, so says Karena. Or Katrina. The girls sell diet plans, DVDs, and Purrfect Fit Protein Powders. In other words, crap. Continue reading
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I watched just fifteen seconds of The Bachelor and it told me all that I need to know about women, television, and roses. Continue reading
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We find Stiles whimpering in bed, but then who is stuck in a locker? Stiles? Don’t stop at the water fountain! It’s evil! What, it could be. Erm, what’s growing in the classroom? Killer vines! It was only a dream within a dream, which Lydia helpfully diagnoses as “a nightmare.” Continue reading
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