The brains of the operation go back to camp with the realization that they forgot to vote out the crazy chick who burned up all of their rice. Over at the brawn camp, Tony confesses to Sarah that he’s a cop too, they swear on their badges, and Cops ’R Us is born. Continue reading →

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We’re back! It’s another exciting season of Survivor, only with a little bit of a twist. This season, the contestants are divided into three tribes: Continue reading →

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It’s the Survivor season finale, but there are still three people rotting away on Redemption Island. Two of those people are chomping at the bit to pair up with Ciera, which means this is still anyone’s game. Continue reading →

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Katie joins her mommy on Redemption Island in this week’s Survivor, and Tina starts thinking that maybe she should let Katie win. I guess that’s sweet, if not a tad presumptive. Back at camp, Tyson blames Gervase for letting Ciera know that she is on the bottom of the alliance, which is what sparked the desperate rock-draw because when you have no game left, you might as well leave it up to luck. Continue reading →

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Last week on Survivor, Tyson used his immunity idol for no good reason and Caleb was sent to Redemption Island. Back at camp, Hayden points out the obvious, that Tyson has this game locked up, and Gervase flips out because he thinks that he’s the one in charge. But enough of that, let’s go to the Redemption Island Arena. Continue reading →

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This week on Survivor, Vytas tries to play the Aras blindside off as a great strategic move, bro. High five, bro. Then Tina’s all like “I’m not trying to start trouble, but I’m going to start trouble.” And Tina’s daughter, Katie, is all like “Mom you’re embarrassing me, you’re on your own.” Katie said “under the bus”! Drink! Continue reading →

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It’s the last Survivor redemption island duel, and it’s a classic—hang onto a stick for as long as you can. John slips first and decides to remove his shoes without realizing that his socks are sweaty, slippery synthetic. He falls off of the stick, embarrassing all men everywhere. Then there were two Lauras on a stick, and the winning Laura was the one who is not Rupert’s wife. After stick clinging, the tribes SPOILER ALERT merged. Continue reading →

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So remember how last week on Survivor, Kat was worried that Hayden wouldn’t love her anymore because boys don’t like girls who don’t make it to the merge? Well, that escalated to a full-on emotional breakdown.  She practically threw herself at her man’s feet wailing, “Don’t leave me, Hayden! Please don’t leave me! I can’t spell and I’m no good at puzzles, but I’m a good person! I mean not really a good person, but I’m young and mildly attractive, so don’t leave me!” Continue reading →

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