Now that we have the unconventional materials challenge out of the way, let’s sew some clothes. Continue reading
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Under the Gunn, Ep. 9: Trouble in the Lounge
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by Survivor, Episode 3: Our Time to Shine
On this week’s Survivor, after Tribal Council, the beauty tribe regroups. Morgan is upset that Jeremiah changed his mind to vote out Brice. Who’s Jeremiah? Is he new? Continue reading
by Archer: Smuggler’s Blues
More pounds of cocaine lost to Pam, but at least Lana got in some practice feeding a baby. Mallory gives Lana some real talk about how dreadful babies can be, and Cherlene clarifies that all babies should be drowned. Lana concludes that Archer has been trying to hard, but Mallory has a point. How hard is it to sell two thousand measly pounds of cocaine? Make that one thousand seven hundred and eighteen pounds of cocaine, thanks to Pam’s…appetite. Continue reading
by Lindsay, Episode 1: Lindsay Does Oprah
The show begins four days after Lindsay Lohan completed ninety days of court-ordered rehab. Oprah starts out by greeting her backstage and finding out what she wants out of this interview. “Just to be…honest and open, you know, just me. Yeah.” And we all know that when Lindsay says she’s speaking the truth, she is speaking the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Mmm hmm. Continue reading
by Girls Season 3, Ep. 10: Role-Play
Hannah’s idea of succeeding at her new job is to get hammered with her coworkers, make out with one of her bosses, and vomit on herself before passing out and being taken to a coworker’s apartment to vomit some more. She ends up might-as-well-be naked in the tub, then wrapped in flannel in his bed. Morning is confusing. Continue reading
by Survivor, Episode 2: Cops-R-Us
The brains of the operation go back to camp with the realization that they forgot to vote out the crazy chick who burned up all of their rice. Over at the brawn camp, Tony confesses to Sarah that he’s a cop too, they swear on their badges, and Cops ’R Us is born. Continue reading
by Arche Season 5, Ep. 6: Baby Shower
Where were we? Oh right, Cherlene’s country western career is booming, and Archer’s “blowing this jug” in his bathrobe and undies. Ugh. Mallory’s face mask is frightening. She suggests Lana get a wet nurse, and I just threw up, violently. Continue reading
by The Amazing Race All-Stars, Episode 2
So did everyone forgo watching that little awards ceremony to follow The Amazing Race through one town in China? Yeah, me too. The least they could’ve done was, oh, I don’t know, go somewhere! Or do something! It was a geographically boring episode, but there were a few interesting tactical maneuvers. Instead of following our intrepid travelers from one task to another, let’s take a break and focus on what happens when you really mess things up. Continue reading
by Under the Gunn, Episode 7: Steampunk Chic
Another episode of Under the Gunn, and we have yet to whittle down the designers to a manageable herd. This week, the dead weight has got to go. Continue reading
by Survivor, Episode 1: Brains, Beauty and Brawn
We’re back! It’s another exciting season of Survivor, only with a little bit of a twist. This season, the contestants are divided into three tribes: Continue reading
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