Face Off Season 5 Episode 7:Living Art

Posted on September 25, 2013 by misslinda

The lab is filled with candelabras and models and Elvira. Did I mention Elvira? Yowza, how old is she? Doesn’t matter, she still looks good, I guess. The challenge is to create a new Mistress of the Dark with the assistance of a hair stylist. In two hours. Tate creates a kickass bride-of-Frankenstein-meets-sexy-nurse, but the win goes to Roy’s Elmira, the long lost cousin of Elvira, because it has that spooky sexy humor that is essential to Elvira’s schtick. He gets immunity for the next Spotlight Challenge and a massive makeup collection. Continue reading →

How I Met Your Mother, The Final Season

Posted on September 24, 2013 by misslinda

Episode 1: The Locket

Because I’ve never watched even a single episode of How I Met Your Mother, I thought it’d be a good, no, a great idea to recap the final season. I am told by an avid viewer that this show really is about a guy (Ted) telling his kids how he met their mother, and that after about forty-seven years, he finally gets up to the part of the story where he meets this elusive lady. I suppose that’s one way to write a sitcom. So here goes nothing. Or something. Continue reading →

Dancing With the Stars, Season 17: Episode 2

Posted on September 24, 2013 by misslinda

This week, the “stars” dance “passionate Latin routines” before learning who has to exit stage left. First up is a sexy samba from Elizabeth and Val. Her practice on the pole serves her well with the samba, though she can’t quite do a full split. For some reason Steven Tyler is watching, probably because he’s a huge Showgirls fan. Old man was so close and something about a tiny little thing, the squirrelly guy is impressed, and the nice lady chair dances her approval for a score of 25. Continue reading →

Breaking Bad Final Season, Episode 7: Granite State

Posted on September 23, 2013 by misslinda

The red minivan driven by The Guy Who Makes People Disappear pulls into a vacuum warehouse and spits out Saul. First order of business is a mug shot for Saul’s new Nebraska driver license. Then, Saul is sent below ground for a few days until the dust settles, during which time he will share a bunk with Walter White. Continue reading →

Project Runway Season 12, Episode 10: Super Fandemonium

Posted on September 20, 2013 by misslinda

This week, Project Runway Superfans take over for a makeover. Tim Gunn is a good sport and gives everyone a charming tour of Parsons and the Project Runway runway. Then it’s a Tim Gunn Gather Round™ where he introduces the designers to their new stalkers! I mean clients! Continue reading →

Top Chef Masters, Episode 9: Teacher Tribute

Posted on September 19, 2013 by misslinda

Top Chef Masters Season 5 Episode 9 Sang Tastes the Burgers

It’s the last Quickfire Challenge of the season. The burger. Or, as Curtis says, the “buuuhhhgaah.” Continue reading →

Survivor Season 27, Epsidode 1: Blood Is Thicker Than Anything

Posted on September 19, 2013 by misslinda

It’s the twenty-seventh season of Survivor, with the first episode airing thirteen years ago. And I’ve watched every last one. All of them. Even that really boring season where they kept the contestants in a fenced in pen in the middle of Kenya, or that other really boring season where nobody fought with anyone. So when Survivor decides to switch up the format a bit, I get a little nervous because do not ruin my show, Jeff Probst! And this is one of those seasons.

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Dancing With The Stars Season 17, Episode 1

Posted on September 17, 2013 by misslinda

So this dancing show, this is something that really happens? I kind of thought it was more of an inside joke. “Oh, I just stayed home and watched Dancing With The Stars if-you-know-what-I-mean.” Well, color me surprised and mildly intrigued. Continue reading →

Breaking Bad Final Season, Episode 6: Ozymandias

Posted on September 16, 2013 by misslinda

Reprinted with permission from www.survivingcollege.com

Flashback to Jesse and Walt’s first cook. Wow, they really were hostile towards each other during MethLab: The Early Years. And Walt had such lustrous hair! Walt takes a break from work to practice his lie to Skyler before wandering off to a nearby rock to get cellphone reception. He tells his wife that he will be home a little late. Now, the RV is gone, Jesse is gone, Walt is gone, and the lies are gone.

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Project Runway Season 12, Episode 9: Let’s Do Brunch

Posted on September 13, 2013 by misslinda

Project Runway Season 12 Episode 9 with Heidi Klum Zac Posen Nina Garcia We Recap: Project Runway Season 12 Episode 9 Let’s Do Brunch

Reprinted with permission from www.hautetalk.com

Heidi gives the designers the morning off and sends them to a Southern-style brunch. Croissants, coffee, French toast…so what’s the catch? It’s a challenge to design for the modern Southern woman. Tim says that the modern Southern woman dresses vibrantly and expressively, with feminine details, and is always fashionably put together. You know. For your average tea party. Continue reading →

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