Oh thank goodness, it’s now only 22 hours until the wedding. That means this show might actually end at some point in the near future. Barney is in jail, or at least handcuffed to a heating pipe in the laser tag security office. Robin is pissed, because she’s missing her rehearsal dinner. Continue reading →

Robin’s mother is not coming to her wedding, and she doesn’t know how to stop crying. “Is there like a button or something?” Barney sees this as a challenge. Continue reading →

At the end of the last episode, Daphne told Lily that Marshall took the judge gig. Naturally, she’s pissed. About staying in a room with a ghost. Happy Halloween, everyone! Continue reading →

Barney, Robin, and Lily are planning Ted’s conquest because Friday night drinks before a weekend wedding is when the lucky lady must be selected, just like Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail. Ted’s top three prospects are Robin’s college roommate who sounds like a car alarm from the 90s during sex, Cassie, whose career as a gymnast was cut short when her boobs got too big, and Grace who gets around at the office often and with gusto. Ted picks Cassie, because gymnast plus boobs equals duh. Continue reading →