It’s Night 13 on Survivor, and the returning players make their way back from Tribal Council where they voted off the gropier Laura. After everyone pats themselves on the back for their switcheroo, the contestants get a good night’s sleep before heading to Redemption Island for the Battle Of The Losers. Continue reading
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When the newbies get back to camp, they’re mostly pretty excited about getting rid of Brad. Sleepily excited are John and Candice whose moonlight nuzzle at Redemption Island is interrupted by the arrival of their nemesis, Brad. He’s all apologies and relief at getting voted out blah blah blah it’s all business shut up, Brad! Continue reading
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John strolled into Redemption Island, woke up his wife, and asked Marissa to take a hike while he and Candice enjoyed some tropical alone-time. Just kidding. But that would’ve been a better start to Drama At The Redemption Island Arena which is all about Brad and what a Brad he’s being, and something about cold peppers. Continue reading
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On this week’s Survivor Tyson shows off his cupcake belt while Colton grouses in the corner, as much as an island can have a corner. Also, who wears a polo shirt and sweater in a tropical paradise somewhere in the middle of “I Don’t Know Where?” Continue reading
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So how’s everybody doing on their island somewhere maybe near Japan, the Philippines, or Croatia? Marissa arrives at Redemption Island all sorts of blindsided and quickly turns it into BitchAndMoan Island. The returning contestants are all lovey dovey backrubby, but Colton is sooooo over it. The newbies are fishing with a Hawaiian sling that just magically appeared on the island because heaven forbid a Survivor contestant should go hungry. The women realize they are down on the numbers, so Rachel is trying to work her way into Dalliance (Dude Alliance, for those not keeping score). After bellies are filled and plans are formed, everyone heads to Redemption Island to witness the first duel. Continue reading
by It’s the twenty-seventh season of Survivor, with the first episode airing thirteen years ago. And I’ve watched every last one. All of them. Even that really boring season where they kept the contestants in a fenced in pen in the middle of Kenya, or that other really boring season where nobody fought with anyone. So when Survivor decides to switch up the format a bit, I get a little nervous because do not ruin my show, Jeff Probst! And this is one of those seasons.
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Although it has been widely reported that Survivor contestants are given unlimited sunscreen, John Cochran, the 24-year-old Harvard Law Student making his second run on Survivor, pinked up a ridiculous amount the moment he stepped onto the beach. I’m rooting for you Cochran, but you’re making it painful to watch.
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As three of you may know, I watch Survivor religiously. Like, every episode of every season. And, as a [mumble mumble]-year-old woman, I’ve also seen every episode of every season of The Facts of Life. So when Blair Warner Lisa Whelchel hurled herself onto the beach of Survivor Philippines, I let out a bit of a squee. But you know who didn’t care? Everyone else on the beach. And I don’t get it. Continue reading
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