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It’s the Mystery Sausage Box Challenge! Or, as Gordon calls it, “a delicious sausage machine!” The remaining contestants have sixty minutes to use their meat machines to make their own sausage using any kind of meat you could dream of (or some bland and blah vegetarian proteins) and cook one incredible entrée. Continue reading
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It’s morning at the White House, and President Nixon’s Head wants to watch cartoons. He flips on the teevee and settles into The Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit. Kicking off the wacky antics is Bendee Boo and the Mystery Crew. Continue reading
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We’re down to four designers—Tiffany, Anne, Brooks, and Jeribai. David Bromstad tells the designers that their next camera challenge will be huge. They are going on The Talk, where they will perform a segment with Julie Chen and Sheryl Underwood where they teach the hosts and viewers an inventive and unconventional design tip. And, their main design challenge is also huge because the designers have three days to make over the inside of stripped down buses. They can turn the buses into any kind of space at all and are encouraged not to play it safe. Continue reading
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The show opens with Melissa teaching her three children how to dance like strippers as she and Joe Gorga pack for the big retreat. Joe Gorga only wants to go so that he can confront Teresa, which seems like a totally healthy way to approach family counseling. Kathy and Rich have no idea why they were even invited in the first place, so they pack extra booze. The only person who seems to really want to be there is Rosie, so good on her. Continue reading
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After Betsey Johnson’s Best Show Ever, it’s Betsey’s Birthday Week. Betsey now has to “connect to the computer world,” which is the final step in her three-point plan to relaunch her brand. Jeez. She wants to sell you her crap on her website. This’ll be rich. Betsey focuses on her website by looking like Iggy Pop’s discarded remains during a tanning slash lunch session. Continue reading
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Kathy
Jacqueline and Caroline visit Kathy in her test kitchen. Caroline loves it, except that it’s in a scary neighborhood. Rosie arrives to talk about her meeting with Teresa. It got heated, blah blah blah, and everyone’s going on a retreat. Except they don’t want to go. Continue reading
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Welcome to Occidental College! The five remaining designers will be making over the common room of a fraternity house, and a sorority house. The introduction mostly goes on about something about Alpha Sigma Lambda Phi Mega Alpha. That turns out to mean that the teams will be taking on two separate rooms at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity and Alpha Lambda Phi Alpha sorority–so it’s girls against the boys. Continue reading
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The Planet Express arrives at 11-Worth Variable-Security Prison to transfer a prisoner. Leela does her best to get hooted at by the prisoners while Bender and Fry spot Silicon Red, the greatest folk singer in the galaxy, being released from prison.
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Melissa
Melissa’s husband, JoeGorga, pulls up in the driveway saying, “Bitch, yer wife, yer wife, yer f**king wife, bitch,” which I assume is a song? He’s pissed. He had a rough afternoon and doesn’t want to talk in front of his daughter. It’s about his run-in with Teresa at the gym. It turns out Melissa actually did what Teresa said she did, and now JoeGorga is pissed because it’s his sister and “don’t talk sh*t about my sister.” He’s nothing if not eloquent. In other words, he’s nothing. Continue reading
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With two days until the big fashion show, Betsey meets with Brandon about the model fittings. Ooh! Cyndi Lauper is going to open the show! The first part will be thirty looks from each decade, and there are five decades of vintage…so that’s a whole lot of clothing. The second part of the show is all about branded products, also known as Things With Betsey’s Name On Them. The last part is a prom dress tutu extravaganza. And finally, for who the heck knows what reason, LuLu is popping out of a cake. That’s disturbing, right? To ask your daughter to pop out of a cake like a stripper? Continue reading
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