It’s 20 hours before the stupid wedding, and Marshall is walking the last five miles to the hotel with a baby dangling from his chest. Then, the mysterious mother pulls over to ask if he needs a lift, which he does. Continue reading
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It’s the Survivor season finale, but there are still three people rotting away on Redemption Island. Two of those people are chomping at the bit to pair up with Ciera, which means this is still anyone’s game. Continue reading
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Katie joins her mommy on Redemption Island in this week’s Survivor, and Tina starts thinking that maybe she should let Katie win. I guess that’s sweet, if not a tad presumptive. Back at camp, Tyson blames Gervase for letting Ciera know that she is on the bottom of the alliance, which is what sparked the desperate rock-draw because when you have no game left, you might as well leave it up to luck. Continue reading
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OMG, it’s the final episode of The Amazing Race and I almost care who wins! After a season filled with lying, yelling, crying, and a little bit of running, one of the teams is going to be a million dollars richer. And I’ll be mildly annoyed if it’s not the Doctors, even though they barely have a snowball’s chance in hell (don’t they just seem perpetually jetlagged?). Continue reading
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Oh, Restaurant Wars. How much do I love thee? Eh, not so much, actually. It’s become a tad predictable—never do front of the house, and always have a complete dish to stand behind but not salad, because nobody ever wins Top Chef with a salad. Continue reading
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Last week on Survivor, Tyson used his immunity idol for no good reason and Caleb was sent to Redemption Island. Back at camp, Hayden points out the obvious, that Tyson has this game locked up, and Gervase flips out because he thinks that he’s the one in charge. But enough of that, let’s go to the Redemption Island Arena. Continue reading
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Oh thank goodness, it’s now only 22 hours until the wedding. That means this show might actually end at some point in the near future. Barney is in jail, or at least handcuffed to a heating pipe in the laser tag security office. Robin is pissed, because she’s missing her rehearsal dinner. Continue reading
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Twenty-five years ago, Linda was in a band called the Ta Tas. They lose a talent show. Badly. For the twenty-five year high school reunion, the organizer is “desperate and out of ideas,” and asks Linda to get the band back together. Like three out of five of Linda’s sexy parts after having kids, the band was ruined after playing at that talent show. In the shower, she writes a song called, “I’ve Got Two Out Of Five Sexy Parts” and decides to get the band back together and go to the reunion. Continue reading by