We’re down to six teams on The Amazing Race and I hate all of them except for the Doctors and maybe one other that I can’t quite remember at the moment because wine. Did I mention that I sent in my audition tape for the next season? Because I did. And it’s good. My team’s racing skills include moonwalking, lip reading, juggling, and reading. We’re pretty much unstoppable. Continue reading →

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This week on The Amazing Race, teams start right where they left off, on a pier in Poland. They will travel by train to Vienna, Austria and go to the costume department of the Opera House to receive their next clue. I Hate You Too leaves first and waits for the Massholes so they can work together. Everyone except the LaLas and the Cousins make it onto the first train, but they all meet up for a connection in Warsaw. Continue reading →

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This week on The Amazing Race the teams have been racing for about thirty hours and must travel by ferry and airplane to Poland. The ferry doesn’t leave until the evening, which gives all of the teams time to catch up, and it’s a thirty-four hour boat ride. I Hate You Too secretly gave the Express Pass to the Doctors in the hopes that the other teams will continue sucking up to them in the hopes of winning their prize. Kind of smart, but I want them to get stuck in customs. Or a luggage compartment. Continue reading →

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The Doctors leave the pit stop first at 11 p.m. and are headed to Bodo, Norway for some arctic circling. There’s only one flight to Norway, so everyone catches up and chills out. Continue reading →

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The teams start out this leg of the race in Iquique, Chile with Team I Hate You Too leaving the pit stop with two Express Passes in their grubby paws at 2:52 a.m.. They receive a clue to go to the deck of a ship where their next clue will be posted. Of course the ship is closed and won’t open until 7:15 a.m.  While the other teams trickle in, I Hate You Too tries to make a line, behind her. Yeah. That’s not going to work so good. When the dock opens, it’s a whole lot of pushing and shoving to find a famous phrase that must be repeated to the officer in Spanish. The Beardos get it right first and take off for the salt mines with the LaLas close behind, and everyone else in a big old pack. Continue reading →

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An old western movie ranch is the starting line for the twenty-third season of The Amazing Race. So who are the eleven teams racing around the world for a million dollars? Continue reading →

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Reprinted with permission from www.travelfreak.com

Well we made it to the season finale! And by “we,” I mean Team Bro, My Family Is Famous, Roller Derby, and the Newlyweds. After careful consideration, I have decided to root for Team Bro but would be happy if anyone other than the Newlyweds wins the prize. Continue reading →

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The remaining teams start out in Switzerland and are headed for…Dresden, Germany. Team Bro leaves at 2:30 a.m., but the first train doesn’t depart until 5:26 a.m., which means everyone else catches up. One of the Bros got his bag stolen while he was sleeping on the train. Luckily he still has his passport so he can continue on with the race. Just, without a change of underwear. Continue reading →

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