The Walking Dead: And Baby Makes Braaaaiiinnnz

Posted on November 11, 2012 by misslinda

You can call her Sophia.2 all you want, but I’m calling her Baby Shane. Yes, The Walking Dead has added a youngin to its ranks, and we all know what happens when you add a child to the cast of a television show. Yup. The show turns to crap. But hey, who knows. Maybe this time it’ll be different. I mean, a screaming baby is certainly something nobody wants during a zombie apocalypse, right? It’d be just as useful as a one-legged senior citizen. So I look forward to seeing how this whole baby storyline pans out because it has the potential to go Cousin Oliver real fast.

Project Runway Season 10: Loser’s Loungewear

Posted on October 18, 2012 by misslinda

Spoiler alert! Fabio Costa lost Project Runway Season 10. The good-natured runner-up who sent a collection of salt water taffy down the runway has vowed to continue designing and hopes to one day have his own line of hair scrunchies. Some guy named Dmitry won the whole shebang with a collection of separates that I’m pretty sure I saw in the window of Zara’s two years ago. And with that, we conclude yet another forgettable season. Sigh.

The Walking Dead Season Three Premiere: Get Busy Living, Or Get Busy Undying

Posted on October 15, 2012 by misslinda

Yay! It’s finally here! After months and months of zombie-free television, The Walking Dead is back with a new season of rotting flesh and gnawing teeth. And the show wastes no time giving us our sweet, sweet zombie fix. The season opens with Ranger Rick, Asian Kid, Black Guy, and Redneck searching a house and killing zombies. Carl is in the house with them which is weird because Rule Number One of The Walking Dead is that Carl is never in the house. Continue reading →

ZOMG! It’s The Walking Dead!

Posted on October 13, 2012 by misslinda

I took a look at the mountain of crap piled up in my dummy box’s recording device, and to my genuine surprise I found a gift from the television fairies. A present? For me? You totally should have. It’s the extended trailer for the new season of The Walking Dead, which airs Sunday night at 9pm on AMC. Continue reading →

Paul Ryan Should’ve Picked A Safe Word

Posted on October 11, 2012 by misslinda

Real Housewives of New York: She Paid Good Money For That Face

Posted on October 8, 2012 by misslinda

When the Real Housewives of Insert City Here gather for a reunion show, a knock-down-drag-out two-episode cage match is inevitable. There are winners, and there are losers. (Spoiler alert! The viewers are the losers.) And then, there is Ramona Singer’s face.

Breaking Amish: Like Breaking Bad, Only With Much Less Meth

Posted on October 7, 2012 by misslinda

Have you seen Breaking Amish? It’s on TLC, which is short for The Loony Corral. Five young Amish people are plunked down in the middle of Manhattan and must learn how to sort of fend for themselves. I say “sort of” because it appears that they have been given hotel rooms (one for the boys and one for the girls so that no naughty bits cross paths) and some spending money. Continue reading →

Revolution Recap: Why Am I Still Watching This Dreck?

Posted on October 2, 2012 by misslinda

That’s a very, very good question. I don’t know. Maybe because I’m an idiot, but not a quitter. Or maybe I just care about the ~~hundreds~~ tens of readers who are waiting with baited breath for their next recap. But whatever the reason, here I am and here it is, another truly terrible episode of Revolution. Continue reading →

The Amazing Race Recap: Chippendales, Beekman Boys, and Lumberjacks Race Around The World

Posted on October 1, 2012 by misslinda

What? How is the Emmy Award winningest reality television show The Amazing Race Terrible Television? Well it’s not. Except for when it is. While it is by far the best reality television show of all time (sorry, Taylor Swift), some of the teams are comprised of terrible people. And when you take away a terrible person’s creature comforts and plunk them down in faraway places with limited funds and minimal language skills, they often do and say terrible, cringeworthy things. Continue reading →

Revolution Recap: More Coincidences Than You Can Shake A Stick At

Posted on September 29, 2012 by misslinda

Okay, let’s try this again. Revolution is the show where all the lights go out and the world turns into a very special episode of Little House on the Prairie. The credits say that C. Thomas Howell is a guest star, but since I only remember him from his fine work in Soul Man and it’s unlikely that he will be wearing blackface on this show, I doubt that I will recognize him when I see him. Continue reading →

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