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It’s raining on the Brother vs. Brother contestants as they learn about their next challenge. The teams will have four days to renovate two houses. But after two days, one member will be cut from both teams and the remaining contestants will finish the work on each property. Continue reading
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Joe Gorga is digging a pit using “the good dirt,” and..is that a leg sticking out of the ground? No matter. Joe Gorga and Melissa are going to be on a billboard for Shnizzle Tan, which is hilarious since I’m not sure who would voluntarily turn their skin that particular shade of Real Housewives Orange. Continue reading
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Farnsworth wheels a crate into the break room and announces they will be delivering the mysterious crate to Planet Alpha, which is run by two gangs—the Blips and the Cruds. Leela insists on opening the crate and finds firearms. She asks Bender to bend the guns to disable the firearms, which he only does because the guns look like human necks. Continue reading
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Eleven Sous Chefs are chopping and prepping and slicing and dicing for their mise en place challenge, and the ingredients (pomegranate, celery root, lamb, and squid) will become the ingredients in the Real Chefs’ thirty-minute Quickfire Challenge that’s also an Elimination Challenge. Sang’s Sous Chef wins the challenge, so he’s the only Real Chef without any prep work to complete, and he has immunity. With ten minutes gone, several Real Chefs are still struggling with the mise en place. Continue reading
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Does it seem like this show will never end? There are seven contestants left, and a giant Mystery Box filled with their loved ones. They have to cook their loved ones?! No, that would be too awesome. The cooks have to prepare dishes inspired by their loved ones with up to fifteen items from the pantry, plus a whole lot of other staples. Except for Krissi, whose family didn’t bother to show up. Instead, she receives a recorded message from her son and a giant dog. Continue reading
by According to the New York Post and, like, every other reputable publication, human dolphin Teresa Guidice and her charming canned ham, Joe Guidice, were indicted on thirty-nine counts of fraud in federal court in Newark, New Jersey today. The charges arise out of bankruptcy fraud, the submission of fraudulent mortgage and other loan documents, and the couples’ failure to file five years’ worth of tax returns. The happy couple face up to thirty years in the Real Jailhouse of New Jersey, and a fine of up to one million dollars that they sooooo don’t have.
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Ugh, this again? Teresa’s still dolphin-squeaking, Joe Gorga’s hair is still dripping down his forehead, and Doctor V. is still picking at a festering sore. That’s both a metaphor, and entirely literal. Continue reading
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An armored truck arrives on the runway, and two big burly security guards flank Heidi and the dreaded button bag. Jewels! Bling! Diamonds! The challenge is to design an outfit inspired by jewels. Before the challenge even gets going, Forest Nymph announces how much he hates diamonds because money is bad. Yeah whatever, kid. Get over it. Continue reading
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It’s Top Chef Masters! And their sous chefs! Which means twice the number of cooks, and I’m already confused. So who are these chefs? Douglas Keane (Cyrus), Neal Fraser (Redbird), Sang Yoon (Lukshon), David Burke (no introduction required), Lynn Crawford (Ruby Watcho), Franklin Becker (The Little Beet), Bryan Voltaggio (Season 6 of Top Chef), Jenn Louis (Lincoln), Herb Wilson (Sushi Samba), and a half dozen other people who didn’t get introductory montages. And then in walk their sous chefs, totally muddling the television screen with white jackets. Continue reading
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