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Monthly Archives: July 2013
Project Runway Season 12, Episode 1: Sky’s The Limit
Reprinted with permission from www.hautetalk.com
Project Runway is back? Project Runway is back! I had no idea because I don’t normally watch The Lifetime Network For A Certain Demographic Of Ladies. And they brought back Kate from Season 11, who I don’t really remember. Also, one of the designers is deaf so he gets a nifty sign language interpreter. As designer Karen explains, “I think it’s so awesome that Justin is the designer who’s, you know, dealing with being deaf? I can’t even imagine what that’d be like.” Thanks for that, Karen. You are an idiot. Oh, and one more thing. The winner gets something like half a million dollars worth of stuff. Continue reading
by MasterChef Season 4, Episode 15
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It’s the Mystery Sausage Box Challenge! Or, as Gordon calls it, “a delicious sausage machine!” The remaining contestants have sixty minutes to use their meat machines to make their own sausage using any kind of meat you could dream of (or some bland and blah vegetarian proteins) and cook one incredible entrée. Continue reading
by Futurama: Saturday Morning Fun Pit
Reprinted with permission from www.survivingcollege.com
It’s morning at the White House, and President Nixon’s Head wants to watch cartoons. He flips on the teevee and settles into The Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit. Kicking off the wacky antics is Bendee Boo and the Mystery Crew. Continue reading
by HGTV Star Season 8, Episode 6: The Wheels On The Bus
Reprinted with permission from www.redesignrevolution.com
We’re down to four designers—Tiffany, Anne, Brooks, and Jeribai. David Bromstad tells the designers that their next camera challenge will be huge. They are going on The Talk, where they will perform a segment with Julie Chen and Sheryl Underwood where they teach the hosts and viewers an inventive and unconventional design tip. And, their main design challenge is also huge because the designers have three days to make over the inside of stripped down buses. They can turn the buses into any kind of space at all and are encouraged not to play it safe. Continue reading
by Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 7: When Joes Collide
The show opens with Melissa teaching her three children how to dance like strippers as she and Joe Gorga pack for the big retreat. Joe Gorga only wants to go so that he can confront Teresa, which seems like a totally healthy way to approach family counseling. Kathy and Rich have no idea why they were even invited in the first place, so they pack extra booze. The only person who seems to really want to be there is Rosie, so good on her. Continue reading
by XOX Betsey Johnson, Episode 7: Scary Boobs and Happy Surprises
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After Betsey Johnson’s Best Show Ever, it’s Betsey’s Birthday Week. Betsey now has to “connect to the computer world,” which is the final step in her three-point plan to relaunch her brand. Jeez. She wants to sell you her crap on her website. This’ll be rich. Betsey focuses on her website by looking like Iggy Pop’s discarded remains during a tanning slash lunch session. Continue reading
by Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6: Drinking With The Enemy
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Jacqueline and Caroline visit Kathy in her test kitchen. Caroline loves it, except that it’s in a scary neighborhood. Rosie arrives to talk about her meeting with Teresa. It got heated, blah blah blah, and everyone’s going on a retreat. Except they don’t want to go. Continue reading
by HGTV Star Season 8, Episode 5: It’s All Greek To Me
Reprinted with permission from www.redesignrevolution.com
Welcome to Occidental College! The five remaining designers will be making over the common room of a fraternity house, and a sorority house. The introduction mostly goes on about something about Alpha Sigma Lambda Phi Mega Alpha. That turns out to mean that the teams will be taking on two separate rooms at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity and Alpha Lambda Phi Alpha sorority–so it’s girls against the boys. Continue reading
by Futurama: Forty Percent Leadbelly
Reprinted with permission from www.survivingcollege.com
The Planet Express arrives at 11-Worth Variable-Security Prison to transfer a prisoner. Leela does her best to get hooted at by the prisoners while Bender and Fry spot Silicon Red, the greatest folk singer in the galaxy, being released from prison.
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