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Face Off Season 5 Episode 4: Subterranean Terror
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This week is the Face Off contestants’ first individual challenge. They meet in an empty utility substation over a network of abandoned tunnels. The challenge is to create a subterranean creature by crawling into several underground environments and imagining what creature dwells there and why it was driven underground. The guest judge is Jordu Schell, a concept artist and sculptor who worked on Avatar, Narnia, and Hellboy. Continue reading
Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, Episode 1: Make It Count!
Settle in and brace yourself for another reality show featuring the Beast of the East, Abby Something-Or-Other, as she trains tortures eleven young girls and their overbearing Dance Moms. The kids have two days to learn new routines in the hopes of winning a hundred thousand dollars and a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet School of New York. Continue reading
Breaking Bad Final Season, Episode 4: Rabid Dog
Walt arrives home to find a strange car in his driveway, so he enters through the backyard, gun drawn. He sees the gasoline can in the living room and feels the soaked carpet underneath his feet. “Jessie? JESSIE! SHOW YOURSELF, RIGHT NOW!” Walt’s words are panicked, and his gun is unsteady as he makes his way around familiar corners. But Jessie is no longer in the house, and the car in the driveway has been abandoned. Continue reading
Project Runway Season 12, Episode 7: Shoes First

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Last week on Project Runway, Tim Gunn used his patented Tim Gunn Rescue™ to save Justin from elimination. This means we still have three dozen or so designers left. They assemble themselves before their spirit guide, Heidi Klum, who sends them to nirvana—the Marie Claire shoe closet. Ooh! Ahh! It is filled with joy, happiness, and heels higher than a Real Housewife on a bender. The challenge is to create a look inspired by a pair of shoes. But, the designers only get to choose their shoes if they get one question correct on a fashion history quiz. The last two shoe-less designers are Dom and Miranda, who apparently know nothing about the industry in which they work and, as punishment, are stuck with a pair of flats. Continue reading
Futurama: Stench And Stenchibility
Top Chef Masters Season 5 Episode 6

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Mindy Kaling presents the Quickfire Challenge, which is to interpret one of Mindy’s favorite romantic comedy and put it on a plate. Continue reading
MasterChef Season 4 Episodes 21 & 22
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Episode 21
Don’t laugh (or cry), but this is Episode 21 of Season Forever. And in an effort to make the upcoming season of MasterChef Junior more palatable, Gordon, Graham, and Joe have brought their sons onto the show. For the Mystery Box challenge, the kids get to fill the boxes with fifteen items of their choosing. The cooks will have one hour to create a delicious dish out of whatever ingredients a bunch of kids decided to pull off of the shelves. Continue reading
Face Off Season 5 Episode 3: Gettin’ Goosed
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This week’s Foundation Challenge on Face Off is inspired by the horror film Insidious. The contestants will create their own personal demons inspired by Insidious Two, which must be waaaay better than Insidious One because it’s a sequel. And in case you ever wanted to watch Insidious One, Glenn ruins the whole damned thing by explaining that in the climactic ending of the movie, “the father is shown to be possessed by a female demon,” so the contestants have two hours to turn their male models into female demons. Continue reading
Breaking Bad Final Season, Episode 3: Confessions
Todd Alquist, the ingénue from Vamonos Pest who looks way too much like Matt Damon’s less attractive little brother and killed the small child watching the freight train last season calls “Mr. White” to let him know that there has been a change in management. He then has breakfast with a couple of random scary dudes who want set up a meth lab, with Todd as their cook. And they want to do it in New Mexico. Continue reading




