The Stumbling To The Finish Line Dead

Tyreese Is Dead

After waiting I don’t know how long for a new season of The Walking Dead, viewers were subjected to a freshman year film school assignment submitted by a solid B student.

We see the world through Tyreese’s (dying) eyes, and Tyreese sees dead people. Wow, how deep and insightful. Yeah, there are zombie kills. But it’s not enough to make up for the lack of imagination.

On a brighter note, it appears that the survivors are only one hundred short miles from Washington, D.C., which is totally confusing because they’ve been in the same place, or on foot, or driving in circles, for several years. But thanks to snappy editing, the bumbling gang of vagabonds are nearly on the proper side of the Mason Dixon, and all without having to suffer through a single brutal winter. I love magic, don’t you?

Anyway, spoiler alert! Tyreese is dead. *shrugs*

Next week, there’s more grousing as the group approaches Washington. I hope they don’t get stuck in beltway traffic!

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