OMG, OMG, did Rachel Zoe just claim that she’s not 40? Because she’s got to be approaching 50. Or at least her face is approaching 50. But her 30s? No. Her 30s are but a distant memory, like black Prada backpacks or Vamp nail polish. 

Handbag Prototype Review! It’s the entire creative handbag team presenting the prototypes to Rachel. There isn’t a single handbag on that table that I haven’t already seen on the sale rack at Century 21. Rachel gets reflective when it comes to accessories, and notes that “one of the great things about having my name on the label is that if I want to make a change, I can do that.”

A few quick things that wandered around Rachel Zoe’s mind and escaped through her mouth:

• (About purple) I can’t do this, like, I just can’t. I t’s just not me.
• You have like no hair, and you have like no clothes.
• At least you got hit by Hermes.
• Don’t even put that on because you look like the kid in the plaid blue shirt with two buttons on the collar.
• When he questions my styling, I’m like, that thing that your mom taught you, that if you don’t have something nice to say, then shut up, basically.
• Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, amazingly sick. Oh! This is psychotic. Uh, mah gawt.
• This belt is literally everything.

The rest of the show, I literally can’t.

Next week, Roger reminds Rachel that she’s old.

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