There’s a lot to love about the new season of Arrested Development, starting with the fact that there is a new season. Here are a few of my favorite moments so far, with no real spoilers: 

Episode 1: A Michael Episode

• I’m down to my last forgetmenow
• Buster’s gold plated, bedazzled hook
• The Peanuts music and the head hanging low as he walked past the door

Episode 2: A George Sr. Episode 

• NLC: No Liability Corporation
• Halliburton Teen
• John Slattery: Oh Lizard! Look! A lizard! 
• Lucille’s workaround the building’s strict no smoking policy

Episode 3: A Lindsay Episode 

• Mall Mountain
• “I’m not a whore, I don’t get any of the money until after I do the disgusting thing.” 
• James “I Don’t Sell” Carr(s) 
• NINJA loan: No Income, No Jobs, No Assets. 
• Suckled at her champagne glass breasts
• Lindsay and Tobias’s beds (Hooray for Tobias)

Episode 4: A Michael Episode 

• Scott Baio and Henry Winkler, lawyering
• Ron Howard casting the Andy Griffith Show movie
• Ron Howard’s armpit sweat stains
• “Unless you’re looking or a Bob Mackie original….”

Episode 5: A Tobias Episode 

• ANUSTART
• Tobias’s halter sarong with denim shorts underneath 
• “But let’s be honest, Michael, for 2000 rupees we’d both go down on Matthew McConaughey”
• Billy Crystal Meth

Episode 6: A George Sr. Episode

• “I’m not a limo driver, I’m a gentleman honey farmer.”
• Lucille talking dirty to George Sr. is making me wretch

Episode 7: A Gob Episode

• and Jeremy Piven
• “My wedding’s going to be religiously epic and expensive which is why I need more of that stimmie money.”
• Tony Wonder!
• Feral Jesus

Episode 8: A Lindsay Episode 

• “I think it’s just…not urine.”
• “How was beg?”
• “I’m for Lucille 2 4 Congres”
• “I’ll be out on parole by the time you work up a tear.”

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