Terrible Television » Kiernan Shipka http://terribletelevision.com Where We Love To Talk About The Shows We Hate Fri, 05 Mar 2021 14:14:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 Flowers In The Attic: The Amorphophallus Titanium Of TV Movies http://terribletelevision.com/flowers-in-the-attic-the-amorphophallus-titanium-of-tv-movies/ http://terribletelevision.com/flowers-in-the-attic-the-amorphophallus-titanium-of-tv-movies/#comments Sun, 19 Jan 2014 01:19:14 +0000 http://terribletelevision.com/?p=1756 Continue reading →]]> Flowers In The Attic

It’s only nine minutes in, and Flowers In The Attic is already the schlockiest movie ever, even by Lifetime standards.

When a six-year-old kid is the best actress in the cast of several middling actresses, something ain’t right. And Heather Graham is the worst. The worst. Ugh. Well, I guess I’ll hold my nose and hate-watch the rest of this because, yeah. I’m hooked.

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