Terrible Television » Take That To The Dry Cleaners http://terribletelevision.com Where We Love To Talk About The Shows We Hate Fri, 05 Mar 2021 14:14:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 There’s Time To Iron In The Zombie Apocalypse?! http://terribletelevision.com/theres-time-to-iron-in-the-zombie-apocalypse/ http://terribletelevision.com/theres-time-to-iron-in-the-zombie-apocalypse/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2015 02:25:09 +0000 http://terribletelevision.com/?p=2188 Continue reading →]]> Carol The Walking Dead

Where did Carol get her extensive collection of sensible ladies’ wear? And how are her collars so neatly pressed in the zombie apocalypse? It’s all just so contrary to everything I know about the end of civilization. Maggie, too. She’s sporting a pressed button-down that is less wrinkled than I’ve been on any job interview. Ugh, even Li’l Asskicker has a North West-level wardrobe.

And trading recipes on the porch? Please. There’s no way that this town survived on its wits. “You can tell the difference between walkers and humans just by sound?” Um, what? You can’t? How are you still alive?

The highlight of the episode? Daryl eatin’ spaghetti. Oh, Daryl. Stay gold, Ponyboy.  And it’s heavy-handed metaphor time, with Michonne hanging her sword on the wall like she just purchased it off of QVC and Rick getting his hand stamped One of us! One of us! One of us! 

How many more episodes until things go really bad in Mayberry? I’m guessing one. Maybe two. But no more than three or this’ll turn into just another season on the farm. Also, there are only three episodes left, so…flaming zombies, or something.

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